Cast
Main Characters
Ben Affleck: Bartleby (Angel, Loki's Best Friend)
Linda Fiorentino: Bethany (Abortion Clinic Employee)
George Carlin: Cardinal Glick (Catholic Cardinal)
Jason Mewes: Jay (Jay, Who Else?)
Matt Damon: Loki (God's Avenging Angel Of Death)
Chris Rock: Rufus (13th Apostle)
Kevin Smith: Silent Bob (Quiet Sidekick)
Supporting Characters
Jason Lee: Azrael (Demon)
Walter Flanagan: Fanboy (Steve-Dave's Sidekick)
Dwight Ewell: Gang Leader (Jay's Rival)
???: God (Almighty Lord)
Jeff Anderson: Gun Shop Owner (Gun Shop Owner)
Scott Mosier: Guy On Bus (Guy On Bus)
Janeane Garofalo: Liz (Bethany's Friend)
Alan Rickman: Metatron ("Voice" of God)
Ethan Suplee: Noman (demon made of human waste)
Bud Cort: Old Man (Homeless Person)
Salma Hayek: Serendipity (Nightclub Stripper)
Bryan Johnson: Steve-Dave (Comic Store Owner)